Dad's the Fastest Driver...Metal Sign

Does Dad have a sense of humor? Well if he does, this is perfect. This metal sign says "Dad the Fastest driver, The Best bug hunter, The Cheapest handyman, The Strongest jar opener, & The Most Generous ATM machine". The metal sign has a faux rustic edge and is 13 3/4" x 10 3/8". It has a white back with 2 metal teeth hangers. Give Dad a little chuckle with this humorous gift!